Friday, April 17, 2009

Important Health Information For Women

I am taking a mental health day today. I am NOT EVEN COOKING today - even though that tends to help my mental health. My husband is taking me out for sushi at FujiYama Mama - The very name of this restaurant gives me a mental health boost! How funny is that? FujiYama Mama??

The only blogging I am doing is this Special Woman's Health Announcement that I borrowed from Jan Can Cook blog. Jan has a great blog site called GirlTalk and another great site called Jan Can Cook - do check them both out! Enjoy:


Do you have feelings of inadequacy? 
Do you suffer from shyness? 
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? 
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: 

Ø Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration 

Ø Erotic lustfulness 

Ø Loss of motor control

Ø Loss of clothing

Ø Loss of money 

Ø Loss of virginity 

Ø Loss of bladder control 

Ø Attraction to ugly men 

Ø Table dancing 

Ø Headache

Ø Dehydration

Ø Dry mouth 

Ø and a desire to sing Karaoke

*The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 
*The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. 
*The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. 
*The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. 
NOTE: Margaritas are also available in generic form, known as tequila. Just as effective and costs only a fraction

No comments:

Post a Comment

Wow. Thank you so much for taking the time to comment. I love feedback... what with being a cook and all. I will respond to your comments via email (if you do not have a "noreply" address or here, below your comment) As always, Bon Appetite!

Related Posts with Thumbnails